Humpty Dumpty, nice and short, and a realistic ending. He never hurt anyone, but he had a little accident and died. Shit happens. That’s life, innit. No great life story, or love interest, just a dead egg. But I heard they’ve messed with this story now, as i have mates with kids who sing a new song. What’s goin’ on! Kids are struggling with basic spelling and maths and yet they’re putting more effort into the Humpty Dumpty case than they did with OJ Simpson. I don’t know how Humpty Dumpty ends these days. I’ll have to buy the box set.